When it's time to look for a new job, I start thinking of easier alternatives. Like porn star, exotic dancer, plus-size model, and so on. My husband likes to say that is a trait of Geminis. It's not true of course, but he has one other example, so it's hard to convince him that isn't true.
I tried selling doggy shoes off the beach once, but most people told me they didn't have any money. I need a job that allows me to have a more flexible schedule. Oh, wait, there is that one magazine, is it StreetSmart?
I'm going to toddler soccer today. It's organized by a church that believes I'm going to hell. They don't tell Julian that, though; which is good, because otherwise he'd be very confused.