Thursday, July 17, 2014

Maybe I should be a... Gemini?

When it's time to look for a new job, I start thinking of easier alternatives.  Like porn star, exotic dancer, plus-size model, and so on.  My husband likes to say that is a trait of Geminis.  It's not true of course, but he has one other example, so it's hard to convince him that isn't true. 


I tried selling doggy shoes off the beach once, but most people told me they didn't have any money.  I need a job that allows me to have a more flexible schedule.  Oh, wait, there is that one magazine, is it StreetSmart?

I'm going to toddler soccer today.  It's organized by a church that believes I'm going to hell.  They don't tell Julian that, though; which is good, because otherwise he'd be very confused.